Saturday, July 08, 2006

Captain Jack Will Make You Gay Tonight

Captain Jack Sparrometer: 2/10

Captain Jack will make you gay tonight,
And take you to his special island,
Captain Jack will put on his blue velvet vest for you tonight,
And go back to pose in his old high schooool.......

From his shiny black shoes, to his ill-fitting hat this is by far the worst Captain Jack Sparrow this site has ever laid its grimy pirate hands on. Mmmm...I can smell the popcorn shrimp in the wind....


At 12:51 PM, Blogger Stephen said...

I want to pose in the halls of my high school, I want to look really (it's so fun!)...I want to dress up like a fruity Deppirate...yeah, I think you can sing that to the tune of that John Mayer song.

At 10:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh,boy no captain Jack sparrow here.


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