Monday, July 17, 2006

Fred Flinstone Vest 2: Electric Sparrow Boogaloo


Captain Jack Sparrometer: 1/10

Well folks, it looks like we've got a battle royale going on here between the two major factions of Bad Captain Jack Sparrow Costumery: The Queens of the Fred Flinstone Vest Age and The Gay Blue Vests. And it looks like the Freddy Boys might be pulling ahead in the worst costume department with this offering.

It never really crossed my shrimp filled mind that some salty dog could ever create a worse Jack Sparrow costume using a cavemanesque vest than Captain Fred, but here it is.
Originally, I think he was going to be Captain Hook, but decided that a caveman vest would suit Captain Jack a little better, but what was done was done, and the curly mustache would just not wash off. He was also gonna paint on some sexy Sparrow Dead Man's Chest hair but decided thought it would look bad, so he just wore his finest diarrhea t-shirt.

11 Comments:

At 3:21 PM, Blogger Stephen said...

Yo, this piece of poop-deck-swabbin' refuse can't even handle a pipe like a real sailor! He's rockin' a candy cigarette!

 
At 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like the guy on American Pie. (Jason Biggs, I think.)

 
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He's trying WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY too hard!

 
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