Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Nefarious Captain Redbeard...Black Mustache...Blonde Eyebrows?

Captain Jack Sparrometer: 2/10

I can already feel me stummy rumblin' and roarin' from looking at this....I can't even bring myself to call this thing a Captain Jack. This guy is like the Frankenstein of facial hair. And where in Davy Jones' locker are the red beard ropes coming from? Are they just growing straight out of his clean shaven chin....no wait...you can see the string.

Not fooling anybody.

I'm diggin' that blonde mullet in the back there....gotta get me one of those.......


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